Walt’s rolling in his grave -or- a little bit of TMI
Being pregnant really makes you realize all the things that you took for granted once upon a time… like bending over, being able to make it through the night without peeing 5000000000000000 times, being able to see your feet (which I can no longer do), being able to fit those feet into your shoes, and being able to get out of bed without requiring a crane.
Your body changes in a variety of ways, some of which are cool, some of which are unsettling, and a good portion of them are uncomfortable.
Uncomfortable. Which brings me to explaining the first portion of the title of this post. I’ve taken to parodying a certain song from Disney’s Snow White and singing it while walking (waddling?) through the house, in that not at all grating on anyone’s nerves impression of Snow White that I do so well.
“Some day I’ll poop again. Soooooooooooooome daaaaaaaaaaaaay I’ll pooooooooooooooooooooop again!”
You know you needed to know that.